I'm addicted to sex. there, I fucking said it. some people deal with their shit by smoking cigarettes, or getting drunk, or whatever. I fuck. and don't fucking judge me, we all have our vices. I'm so sick and tired of having sex just to have sex. I want it to mean something again. it makes me feel like such a goddamn scumbag (which I am, but that's besides the point). I want to be noticed. that's all. it's lame and childish, and I know that. but fuck, I do a lot of good shit all the time, and I'm tired of being passed by. I really just want to settle down with someone. a nice girl who may have tattoos, maybe not. who may have a septum ring, maybe not. who may ride a bike, who may not. I just want to be with someone who wants to be with me. people say I'm better off where I am, but when your longest relationship is six months, you're ready for something more serious. seriously.
apparently girls in this town aren't into nice dudes with shitty beards who like to shred and eat burritos and watch gorey movies on tuesday nights.
oh well, at least I'm seeing noshave08 til the end, so fuck you. I'm probably the only guy you know whose natural facial hair is a Dali mustache and a neckbeard.
also, I kicked Mike o'Brien in the dick tonight. that's what you fucking get when you try to use the bathroom before me. "I'm drunk and have been playing beer pong all night" is no where near a good excuse. I win, motherfucker.